Exclusivelyexclusive2’s Weblog

September 16, 2007

Splain to me why…

Filed under: Uncategorized — exclusivelyexclusive2 @ 11:57 pm

…I insist on trying to apply liquid eyeliner just to get it all in my eyes? I don’t know how to apply that stuff and I need to just STOP trying. I need to stick with this eye shadow and mascara, cause I may go blind trying to get this eyeliner on. For reals.

…I can’t get rid of the fine lines in my eye area? I moisturize to no end and still, nada. No improvement.  I think I need to start getting microdermabrasian on the regular. I am too young for these lines. Del Tourist, what say you? Please tell me what to do. I’m having an e-mergency/almost-30-crisis.

….Lupe Fiasco was/is supposedly a drug dealer? I know I’m mad late, but it’s still shocking. I mean, it’s not okay to eat pork, but selling heroin to the people is just fine?! I knew that negro wasn’t right, as soon as I read that XXL interview. He was all kinds of conflicted: like you know he’s the type of guy to get a blow job from a groupie and then “cleanse” himself for ten days aftwerwards by cutting off all women until the next moment of weakness or he’ll just make the woman he’s dating feel all dirty for even trying to get some. Damn shame. Plus, he said he still doesn’t trust women to this day because he was too influenced by Ice Cube lyrics. In fact, he said he learned most of what he knows about women from Ice Cube albums. Negro please, you didn’t learn anything from your mama or your sisters? You mean to say that your reference for women is from AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted? That is the most immature bullsh*t I have ever heard. He just plain annoys me. I can’t believe I liked Kick Push.

….I never heard of The Cool Kids until I read Conny’s blog? Their stuff is nice; I’m really feeling it. And their retro-ness doesn’t even bother me, unlike some other peoples’ madness.

…Alicia Keys never ever missteps with her music. Ths song is very 70s-ish and it makes you feel good. The harmonies are beautiful. I feel like this should be the finale to some black musical, where the theme is upliftment of the race.

…this man was named Freeman Freeman? You know he’s black.

…I don’t get paid to blog? I should be getting paid for this. I love it.

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17 Comments »

  1. Great, now you know your destiny to be a world famous bloggerista!

    Comment by Sister Soul — September 17, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  2. that is SUCH a cool name… lol maybe me and him are cousins…

    paid to blog would be nice. google adsense aint exactly a real job either LOL

    Comment by donwill — September 17, 2007 @ 4:53 pm

  3. You see, the problem with Lupe (IF IT’S TRUE) is that he presents himself as pure of heart and like he’s on some old, I’m pure in heart, I’m self-sacrificing, I’m trying really hard to stay away from groupies and similarly slutty women, women are my only vice “I’m a Muslim” tip. Unfortunately, it’s not really a spiritual tip he’s on, but a skewed and screwed up “religious” one. Now when I say religious, what I mean is that it really has little to do with a love for Allah and that it has everything to do with a psychology about women being dirty unless they are virgins, and have never shown a man an elbow or an ankle because even seeing an ankle or elbow, the 2 least sensuous parts of the female body, causes men to lose their minds and become savage sex fiends AND any crimes or sins committed become THE WOMEN’S FAULT! Meanwhile he’s effing around whenever his self-imposed and self-achieved “righteousness” becomes too much and his attempt at celibacy seems too oppressive a goal and it all goes straight to hell. Then he kicks it with 1,2 or 15 “clean looking girls” and they all swing an episode in the back seat of his house or jeep or I mean tour bus and then as soon as the sex act is over, he once again views them as whores and kicks them out his jeep, bus or crib and starts reading mad surahs as an act of atonement. Wake up homeys, that ain’t Islam; it’s misogyny, self-righteousness, and it’s inherently incorrect because people wind up living foul and attributing their code of ethics based on a demonizing and slutification of woman to Islam instead of to their screwed up, Ice Cube-based idea and values about women and purity. Task, tsk Lupe. Hope it ain’t true.

    That’s why the only righteousness is that granted by Jesus. Hale!

    Comment by Christeenah — September 17, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  4. I’m sorry y’all…

    I know that was a ludicrous rant, but I was enraged by his pomposity, allegedly and falsely attributed to the name of Allah (if it’s true that is)!

    Comment by Christeenah — September 17, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

  5. What is wrong with me? I just can’t drag myself away from the site and I keep writing increasngly bizarre and only semi-sensical things…Too much coffee and boredom, I guess. LOL!

    No mas- yo les prometo!

    Comment by Christeenah — September 17, 2007 @ 8:25 pm

  6. Teenah:
    You okay over there? Need me to call 911 on yo ass fo ya?

    Comment by Sister Soul — September 17, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

  7. What say I? Sorry to say but it’s all down hill from here. Black people don’t do well with white folk plastic surgery and microdermalaseryourfaceoff. That’ll just turn you into the cat lady. And have you seen Vivica and Lil Kim? Just cause white folk give you designer sh*t and invite you to they parties don’t make you one of them. Now Lil Kim looks like the Lil Lionking, and Vivica’s nose holes looks like Deon Warwick and they say that’s what friends are for? I’m sorry ranting here…someone put seeds in my weed, lol!

    Comment by Del Tourista — September 18, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  8. Funny Del Tourista!

    Comment by Lipgloss23 — September 18, 2007 @ 12:46 am

  9. LOL. Del Tourist! I knew you’d come through with something funny. Don’t worry, I’m not getting knifed up. I just want to ARREST the aging process. You know light-skinned people age worse than brown-skin people. I need some SPF 1000 moisturizer, stat!

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive — September 18, 2007 @ 12:46 am

  10. Y’all be sure to check out the Lupe Fiasco blog that’s crowned me #1 hater of the moment. If you read about someone being attacked with a skateboard, you’ll know it’s me.

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive — September 18, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  11. Christeenah? Are you saying that negro should stick to bean pies, Muhammad speaks, and skateboards?

    Comment by Lipgloss23 — September 18, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  12. Mmmmmmm, I could do with a bean pie from Sister Willie Mae Muhammad right now.

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive — September 18, 2007 @ 12:51 am

  13. This doll on your page looks like Rihanna with tight 70s fro’. Diggin’ it. Now how you doin’?

    Comment by D'andre St. James — September 18, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  14. No, how YOU doin D’Andre?

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive — September 18, 2007 @ 1:46 am

  15. Lipgloss, no what I ‘m saying’ is I’m tired a negros playin off they BS for religious convictions. Muslims already got a raw deal with 911 and all, they don’t need promotin’ misogynist drug dealers on their rap sheet too.

    Comment by Christeenah — September 18, 2007 @ 2:15 am

  16. Christeenah, are you some kind of psychologist? Cause you broke it down, psychology. Word to a Hunts Point Hooker.

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive2 — September 19, 2007 @ 1:19 am

  17. […] I know I previously took Lupe to task over this drug business, and I know Lupe said some dumb things regarding his ATCQ lyrics mess up, but in this case I really […]

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