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December 22, 2007

Sumthin, Sumthin, Sumthin, Stack that Cheese….Sister, Mother, Cousin

Filed under: Uncategorized — exclusivelyexclusive2 @ 9:18 pm

 Stack that cheese!

I am in love with the new Lupe Fiasco album. My favorite songs are “Hip Hop Saved My Life,” “Streets are on Fire” and “Hello/Goodbye.”  And I just realized that when I bought the album on iTunes, they gave me a couple videos with the songs. I guess those are the kinds of things you get when you actually BUY the music vs. zshare-ing or getting the album from a friend.

Um, did you know that the Carpenters actually recorded “Superstar” first and not Luther Vandross? I surely didn’t, until I saw “Juno” yesterday. Which, by the way, was awesome.

Here’s a classic story from today: So I’m on the phone with my mom this morning and she’s like, “After what happened the other day, we haven’t seen the girl who lives down the hall. You know, the one near the trash compactor.” And I’m like, “After what happened the other day?” And she’s like, “Oh, I didn’t tell you? Okay, listen to this”:

The woman down the hall and her boyfriend/friend have an altercation in which the authorities are called. But not just a random patrol car policeman. No: like 5 police cars, the fire chief and the hostage negotiation unit come. The neighbors refuse to open the door, so the police tell them that if they don’t open the door, they’ll break it down.  They then take one of those little nano cameras and stick it under the door to see who’s in the apartment!

So then the SWAT team comes and breaks down the door. But no one’s inside. Why? A downstairs neighbor reports that people were seen fleeing down the fire escape!  So the cops change the lock on the door, I guess to ensure that the people who live there have to speak with them before getting back into the apartment.

Except, the people who live in the apartment come back at like 4 am and start banging on the super’s door yelling, “Give me my f**king keys. Why the f**k did you change my lock? You f**king a**hole!” So, sick of it all, the super just opens the door and throws the keys at them.

Basically, my parents are living in an episode of Kansas City SWAT on A&E. Who needs cable, right?

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3 Comments »

  1. OMG!!

    Comment by Amy Cho — December 22, 2007 @ 9:37 pm

  2. OMG is right, Amy.

    Comment by exclusivelyexclusive2 — December 22, 2007 @ 9:47 pm

  3. Holy…

    Comment by SanDy — December 22, 2007 @ 10:08 pm


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